The 1st Ammendment Acording to Jonny

An exerpt from the famous "Give me liberty, or Give me Death" speach by Patrick Henry

Mr. President, it is natural to man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth, and listen to the song of that siren till she transforms us into beasts. Is this the part of wise men, engaged in a great and arduous struggle for liberty? Are we disposed to be of the number of those who, having eyes, see not, and, having ears, hear not, the things which so nearly concern their temporal salvation? For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst, and to provide for it.

If you cant see the relevance, then you have been living in a cave for the last few months!!!  

If this moves you to take a stand against the Obama administration, please join up with your local tea parties here:  http://wesurroundthemusa.ning.com/

It is indeed one of the most talked about and the most important election of our lifetime.  Tomorrow, we will decide the fate of our country.  I have to admit… it’s not looking good.  I really can’t understand the liberal hype that the media has shoved down the throats of the American people.  Although I have not fallen into the hype, I see many around me that have, and it is just like and addiction!  I have found some song lyrics that relate to this situation.  The real meaning of the lyrics is the voice of addiction speaking  to the individual.  Since this country has now become addicted to the ideals of socialism, I feel it is appropriate: 

Here is the link to the song and the lyrics to follow:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrEP3RPgEao&feature=related

APC - Pet

Don't fret precious I'm here
Step away from the window
Go back to sleep

Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Counting bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums

 Pay no mind what other voices say
They don't care about you
Like I do
Like I do
Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils
See they don't give a fuck about you
Like I do

Just stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Go back to sleep
Go back to sleep

Lay your head down child
I won't let the boogeyman come
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drums
Pay no mind to the rabble
Pay no mind to the rabble
Head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of the war drums

I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and all your demons
I'll be the one to protect you from
A will to survive and a voice of reason
I'll be the one to protect you from
Your enemies and your choices son
One and the same I must isolate you
Isolate and save you from yourself

Swayin to the rhythm of the new world order and
Count the bodies like sheep
To the rhythm of the war drum
The boogeymen are coming
The boogeymen are coming
Keep your head down, go to sleep
To the rhythm of a war drum
 
Stay with me
Safe and ignorant
Just stay with me
Hold you and protect you from the other ones
The evil ones
Don't love you son
Go back to sleep

As you can see it’s a very powerful song and definitely illustrates the voice of addiction.  Like I was saying, the Liberal ideals are the addiction!  We as a country are sick of the policies of the Bush administration and have turned to the first glimmer of “hope” that has presented itself.  This is a BIG mistake!  If the Democrats gain full control of the country, it will never be the same again.  All of the ideals that this country was founded on will be lost!  I do not want a party leading this country that does not agree with or constitution!  I do not want a party leading this country that will take my hard earned money and give it to Joe Shmoe who is too lazy to get off his ass and get a job!  I do not want a party leading this country that will turn this country into just another European socialist society!  You are all victims of Hitleresque campaign tactics!  WAKE UP PEOPLE!  Our country depends on it!  It is unknown what tomorrow will bring… this however is my last plea as well as a major warning.  Please wake up and see the lies and deceit you have been fed.  Don’t just listen to the voices and go back to sleep, Wake up and help set this country in the right direction, not towards oblivion. 

As I sit here watching the RNC,  I would like to help those of you who are on the fence about this election with some comments.  For those of you who are already set in stone with Obama… You can either A:  Read this and maybe learn something… or B:  Crawl back into your hole, eat your tofu, and sulk in your own hatred of normal compassionate human beings. 

I can't believe how you Liberals are attacking Palin for being a typical American mom!!!  Every American should be able to relate to Palin more than any of the heartless drones you consider good politicians.  Look at the Clintons for example...  have they ever had a typical American life?  Heck no!!!  Their marriage is strictly a nearly platonic political contract.  Don't you want someone running the country that can relate to the typical American?  Don't you want someone who is going to think about the American people rather than just go along with what the respective political party thinks?  Palin has more real political experience than Obama has...  and so what if her daughter is pregnant... You liberals are all heartless when it comes to killing babies but God forbid Palin's daughter should get knocked up... You act like bible beaters when it benefits you.  Oh... and now lets talk about what a drone Obama is!  Obama promises to help with the oil market by putting 1 million hybrids on the road... how does he plan on doing this?  Heck ya if he wants to give me one... but I sure as heck don't have the money to go out and buy one in the next several years.  Oh... and how about this... Obama and the other liberals will cause the downfall of our health system as we know it.  Sure.. anyone will be able to go see a doctor… but the quality of treatment will be drastically reduced.  You will not longer be able to see specialists in a timely fashion.  God forbid you need a transplant or get cancer!  You will die well before you receive the proper medical attention.  Not to mention how the crumbling health system will devastate the economy.  Does this sound like the "change"  you want?  One of the most disgusting things I have heard about Obama is his (and all the liberals) view ..ion.  Obama just blocked a bill from being passed that would protect babies that were born alive during a botched abortion.  Let me illustrate this a little more for you…  Say a woman decides on getting an abortion late in her term.  They give her drugs to induce her uterus into convulsions which literally shake the baby out.  The baby comes out and actually is still alive.  It could be crying and/or writhing in pain.  Without this bill, the doctors are allowed to leave this living, breathing, child to DIE!!!  Bet you won't hear that little bit of info about Obama on CNN!!!  There are two types of change... Good and bad... so, If you want to have a bad economy, bad health care, and a democratic drone in the white house... then by all means... vote for "Change," But if you want a President and VP that will stand up for the rights of the everyday American... you know what you have to do.  You can vote for someone who promises to change the world and gives you nothing or you can vote for someone who promises what is needed and delivers!

I have several issues that I would like to bring up in this blog… The first of these issues is not as much of a hot button as the other… but I still need to bitch about it. I am SICK of bad drivers out there on the road. People driving too slow… weaving… not using turn signals… stopping in the middle of intersections… the list could go on forever. I actually saw a whole line of traffic today where they were ALL on their cell phones!!! The worst part is the old fogie leading the line of traffic was not only on his cell phone but also was reading a magazine on his steering wheel! No wonder why he was going like 10mph! Stop driving like you are a bunch of grandmas or get out of my freakin way! I seriously almost get into a fight every time I drive into town… its ridiculous!

The second of the issues that I wanted to bitch about today is how inconsiderate and disrespectful these left-wing liberal natzi’s are being lately. The reason for boldness of these un-american activists is that the presidential candidates are in a sense feeding the beast. Don’t you people see? They are just letting you hear what you want to hear! Can’t you see were making a difference in Iraq? Can’t you see that you are disrespecting your president? Can’t you see you are disrespecting the men and women that fight for your freedom? Do you remember in 2002 when Hillary voted for the invasion of Iraq? Dont you recall when Bill and Hillary spoke out against Sadam and Al-Qeuda and told the world what dangers these terrorists were? Come on now! Do we really want these phony politicians running the country? The bottom line is we are in this war whether we like it or not. There is NOTHING you can do about it! Sure you can protest, starve yourself, hold anti-war marches… but all that does is hurt the men and women that give you that same right in the first place! Stop this anti-war bullshit and show your support for your loved-ones over there. Those of you that cant deal with this can move to Canada… there you can enjoy freedom from war and all the government issued healthcare you can muster. You are all Americans… so start acting like it!

I know it has been a long time since I have blogged… so; I’m going to talk about what I always talk about… crazy hippie liberals…  So the new hot topic today is Sheryl Crow and her gang of tree huggers has issued statements about how we as Americans can help save trees.  The first of these brilliant ideas she came up with was that all Americans should limit themselves to one square sheet of toilet paper per sitting.  LOL Ya… I’d like to see anyone try that!  I really don’t think anyone will purposely walk around with a shitty ass for the sake of a few trees.  The second of these crazy ideas that she came up with was that napkins should be outlawed!  When I first heard this I thought to myself… “This cant be too bad… let’s see where she goes with this…” sure enough… this was her brilliant plan to replace napkins.  She has designed a line of clothing that will have removable sleeves so that when we need to wipe our mouth or nose we can just wipe it in our sleeves.  Come on people!  Wiping it in our sleeves?  Didn’t we get over that when we were 3?  See… people like Sheryl don’t know the true facts about things like trees and global warming.  A true fact about trees is that we are planting so many!   There are more trees now then there were at the beginning of the industrial revolution.  Oh but these trees (according to liberal activists) are considered  unnatural because they are planted where nature didn’t intend and therefore they are more of a danger then cutting down the trees… does that make any sense at all?  Ya it didn’t make much sense to me either!  They are crazy… what do you expect!  See that’s the problem with issues such as global warming and other environmental issues.  People in general don’t know all the facts!    Global warming for example… Did you know that a volcano when it erupts releases more CO₂ then all humans have since the industrial revolution!  That’s something Gore doesn’t want people to know… I got it!!!  Let’s just plug up all the volcanoes!!!  That will solve the problem!  LOL!  I’m just trying to give everyone a sense of how crazy all these issues sound to me.  The bottom line is before you go and jump on the bandwagon on these hot-button issues.  Look at all the facts!  Then make your choice.  I know its hard to believe… but movie stars and politicians actually lie sometimes.  I think everyone, liberals and conservatives alike can agree that the statements from Sheryl sound completely nuts!  Now you can begin to see how all these statements about trees and global warming sound to me!  Complete and utter CRAZYNESS!!!

First of all… I would like to say that this blog in no way is meant to offend anyone!  Please don’t take any of this the wrong way…

Now that that is done… This month is Black History month.  It is a month in which we celebrate equality!  However, there have been some recent events that are still bringing race into the picture when I believe it is uncalled for!  Yesterday was the superbowl… Lovie Smith and the Bears vs. Tony Dungy and the Colts.  It was a great match up!  The big story however was the fact that they were both African American.  What does this have to do with the coaching skills?  Why does this situation need the aspect of race brought into it?  Why does it matter what color they are?  It isn’t that fact that they are African Americans that we should be excited about the game!  It’s the fact that they are two good coaches!  Isn’t the point of this month to celebrate the achievements in equality and not to look at everything in black and white?  Isn’t that what M.L.K. fought and died for? 

Another example of this is the hiring of the new Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin.  The hype made it sound like the fact that he was African American was the reason the Rooneys hired him!  NO NO NO!!!  It’s the fact that he will make a good coach (hopefully) that the Rooneys hired him!  I ask again… Why does color and race get involved in situations it shouldn’t?  What would have happened if Russ Grim was hired and the headline read:  Steelers Hire White Head Coach Russ Grim?  Seriously?  How would that have been taken?  Would you consider that a racist comment?  I would!  Now you see where I am coming from?  Stop making racial situations out of things that shouldn’t!  Come on folks!  We have enough to worry about with countries that hate us and want to kill us.  We are a united people in this great country.  This country was once called the melting pot.  Why?  Because it took in people from all over the world and united us under one concept… freedom!  Start acting like the united people that we are and stop the social boundaries which still form!  After all, that’s what this month is all about!

Most of you know by now that there was a recent Iraq War protest in DC this past weekend.  The protest itself I could care less about… It’s the attitude and disrespect of the people at the protest which really upsets me.  These anti-Americans thought it would prove a point to begin spitting on veterans that were present.  This definitely crossed the line… If you are going to protest a war… then do it peacefully… don’t disrespect a man or woman that fought for your freedom!  HOW DARE YOU!  These anti-war liberal hippies are really beginning to piss me off!  If you are going to be disrespectful to our country and our vets then you need to move to Canada… Not that Canada is a bad place, I just don’t want you unpatriotic bastards here so get the hell out!  (Heck… if Hillary gets the presidency… I might be moving to Canada… but that’s another story.) If you are protesting the war because you care about our troops then that is a good purpose and I respect that so in that case it is ok. I know most of the anti-war protests stem from the fact that the war does not seem like it has a purpose… but in fact it does.  Egypt has just reported that they are beginning a nuclear program.  This program is to defend themselves against “countries in the region.”  Hmmm wonder who that could be?  Iran and Iraq!  If that doest show what a threat these countries are to the rest of the world… then I don’t know what else is needed to show that this war needs to be finished!  Our troops will come home when the war is over… and we need to be here with open arms ready to thank them for all they have done.  We need to have parades and statues erected in their honor!  Those of you that want to SPIT on them when they get back can again… move to Canada or Mexico… because we don’t want you here!  How dare you disrespect the soldiers past and present that defend the freedom you enjoy today!  It’s the freedom that lets you protest the war; it’s the freedom that allows me to write this blog.  Do you know what would happen to us if we demonstrated these acts in other countries?  We would get shot and arrested!  Enjoy the freedoms you have!  Respect the soldiers past and present that keep those freedoms possible!  And most of all… stop acting like hippies and start acting like Americans!

There are a few things that have been on my mind lately… 

 

first off, 

Why the hell does all these infomercials give away a free nose hair trimmer with the order?  Seriously!  Oooo look hunny!  I ordered the Turkey-o-matic and got a free nose hair trimmer!!!  Is our nose hair really getting that out of hand?  Do I seriously have a large enough jungle growing from my nostrils that I need a nose hair trimmer with every order of Diet trim pills?  It’s normal for then to double or triple the order for free… or give a related gift, but a nose hair trimmer?  I guess I just don’t get it…

 

And now for something completely different,

I am really glad winter is here now because I was SO sick of hearing the fact that Global warming was causing our mild winter.  The hell with Gore and his crazy notion of Global warming!  It doesn’t exist folks!  Sorry to burst your bubble…  What annoyed me the most was that the people complaining about it were blaming our mild winter on global warming while ignoring the weather elsewhere in the country.  Denver was under 6 feet of snow… Tucson AZ had about 2 inches of snow and a week or two of way below normal temps…  Texas had a huge crippling ice storm… Does that sound like Global warming to you?  Na… didn’t think so… Its funny, back in the 1970’s the global theory was that the world was going through what was called Global Cooling and the polar ice caps were going to get larger and the oceans would go dry.  Scientists were planning on using lasers to melt away the polar ice caps to keep the ocean level at a normal height.  Sound crazy?  Now you know how it sounds to me!  This was just as ridiculous an idea as Global warming…  I agree, things need to change to improve the health of the environment, but don’t use this preposterous idea of Global warming to make the point. 

In the midst of the holiday season, it is customary to me and many of my friends to go around to various towns looking at the wide array of Christmas decorations.  This year I did just that… I had the pleasure of seeing some very lovely and tactfully done light displays in and around the Mon-vally, Monroeville and Wheeling!  However… there were many more tacky looking displays then there are usually.  The reason for this rive is tacky Christmas decorations probably stems from the different trend there is this year.  One thing about the decoration trends for this year was the overwhelming amount of these damn blow-up globes this year.  I’m sorry folks, but they are hideous looking, especially when in the midst of a yard that is barely big enough to fit it in!!!  In addition to these snow globe yard monstrosities… the explosion of blow-up statues has gotten WAY out of hand!   Every yard I drive past has a 8’ tall snowman or Santa on a motorcycle!  It’s ridiculous!  It wouldn’t be so bad if they weren’t everywhere!  Some houses even have about 5 different ones in the front yard… looks like they are planning their own little winter carnival…  and even more annoying then the blow-up statues themselves are when they are not functioning!  What I mean by this is when you drive past these same houses during the day when they do not have the lights on, these yard monstrosities from the night before are little T1000 puddles in the front yard!  Talk about tacky!!!  Come on folks… Its all right to have one or two of these things if your yard is big enough… but when people with less then a quarter acre of yard has 7 of them… it… well… looks really dumb!  Now, not in anyway am I making fun of you, if you the reader has these… I just want my readers to take a look at their yards this Christmas week and see if the decorations are a little tacky this year.  The bottom line is, a crowded junked up yard does not look good at all… weather its Christmas yard monstrosities or junk cars… seriously folks, take a look at how tacky the yards are starting too look and try and be a little more tasteful next Christmas!  Please?   After all, nothing’s gonna piss off Santa more then getting all tangled up in tacky oversized yard decorations…

In light of the PETA bitching... I thought I would go back to my rant about how plants have feelings too... So I found a video that shows the tragic life of a pumpkin during halloween... Its very sad... I dont blame any of you if you cry.


The Life and Death of a Pumpkin